For those not fortunate enough to find pre-apocalyptic food, or those too lazy to hunt, kill, skin, and cook a human, there is always cook grass. While raw grass is sure to be contaminated, cooked leafy greens boil out some of the piss, mud, fecal matter, and so forth that is undoubtably found in the ground. Though the process of cooking makes it healthier, cooked grass is only digested without problems by those with experience eating many things.
The late scientist Dr. Bruce Jeansburg once proclaimed cooked grass to be a life saving force. His words proved to be deadly a month later as a good portion of the population was wiped out. Amongst the souls taken... the good doctor himself. It brought a whole new meaning to the phrase serving justice, as many people would trick wrongdoing outsiders into having a plate of 'peacemaking' greens. Like the good doctor, they now are a part of what they ate.
The late scientist Dr. Bruce Jeansburg once proclaimed cooked grass to be a life saving force. His words proved to be deadly a month later as a good portion of the population was wiped out. Amongst the souls taken... the good doctor himself. It brought a whole new meaning to the phrase serving justice, as many people would trick wrongdoing outsiders into having a plate of 'peacemaking' greens. Like the good doctor, they now are a part of what they ate.